plot twist: the person you like secretly likes you, but they haven’t told you because they don’t think you’re interested
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
last christmas
I gave you my heart
but the very next day
you died because you were a character in a John Green book
/sends to everyone ever in the entire forever/
*sends to all of followers*
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
deep fry my freedom
forever rebloging this.
damn this is fucking intense
this is awesome holy shit. perfection. ;-;
I hate mosh pits but this is pretty fucking awesome.
how can you hate mosh pits they’re fucking epic
So fucking perfect
mosh motherfuckers mosh!! this is awesome
It’s like you guys never seen a fucking back tuck before.







